Lanny Poffo: Brutus Beefcake Has A GoFundMe And Is Bald

"The Genius" Lanny Poffo recently participated in a Reddit Ask Me Anything Q&A. You can see highlights from the session below, and the full post at this link.

If he could have a role today:

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I would put me on as an announcer [laughs] I feel that I still have something to add to the business. Now, I don't want to take anyone's job, I just want to be additional, not substitution.

His haircut from Brutus:

It was great because now he suffers from male pattern baldness and I've got a full head of hair so it all worked out. Plus he has to go on GoFundMe and I don't.

His favorite poem he wrote:

The one I wrote for my brother at the Hall of Fame... I was really proud of the whole speech... and what I am really proud of was it was the shortest speech of the evening and the shortest I'd ever seen... I've seen some go a half hour, even an hour and I just don't think that talking into the morning is a good move. I believe that having a good ending and a good beginning and having them as close together as you can get them...

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