Welcome to another edition of
OFF-TRACK with A-TRAIN
where I report on the weird and the wacky
in the world of wrestling
in this episode
SCOTT STEINER DOESN'T LIKE TRIPLE H, PART 17
Scott Steiner doesn't like Triple H.
Back in May, he said of Triple and his wife, Stephanie McMahon, "There ain't two bigger douchebags."
Okay, so now that we've established that Steiner hates Trips, table it, and hold that thought.
As you can see it the above video, Triple H guested on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. Fallon was doing his Thank You Notes bit, and said that "Triple H sounds less like a WWE Superstar and more like an extra strength hemorrhoid cream."
Ha, ha. Butthole jokes.
Anyway, Hunter took exception to that wisecrack, came out and body slammed Fallon through his desk, which was of course, rigged to collapse entirely. (Also, it was probably a stunt Jimmy.)
So, about 26 hours after that aired, Scott Steiner was apparently going through his DVR, saw the skit, and decided to LAY WASTE TO TRIPLE H, SET FIRE TO HIS HOME, SLAUGHTER HIS LIVESTOCK, BURN HIS CROPS, AND SALT THE EARTH SO THAT NO SEED COULD EVER FIND PURCHASE.
IN A REAL FIGHT.
SCOTT STEINER'S MONEY.
IS ON JIMMY FALLON.
Okay, well on that one the Big Bad Booty Daddy might have a point.
Now, now, Scott. You make it hard to side with you when you resort to name calling.
ENJOY 6 HOURS OF SUMMERSLAM, EVERYONE!