Sean Ross SappDown Live (6/27): Match Ratings, Podcast Notes, Ladder Match, More

Opening segment.

  • That Daniel Bryan guy is over.
  • Carmella comes out and makes a reference to the "Land of Opportunity." I don't know if I'd have done that so soon after Becky's promo. Carmella still goes off in a great heel promo.
  • Ellsworth throws out an "ALL U PPL," but has really good delivery.
  • Bryan bans Ellsworth from the building to one of the biggest pops in recent memory
Josh Alexander Says He Never Had The Dream Of Main Eventing WrestleMania

If Hype Bros win, they get a title shot
The Usos defeated Hype Bros
4/10

  • This match simply writes out the Hype Bros from the title scene.
  • I appreciate the continuity. It helped the program.  
  • New Day come out, and make a Booker T reference. They challenge the Usos to Battleground.
  • The Usos are just great as heels. New Day, hit or miss in their spots.

Backstage Crappenings

  • We see the Fashion Files, where The Ascension say they didn't attack Breezango. Someone else messed up their office. Thankfully. A really funny segment. Ascension were great, too.
  • Dasha Fuentes is bad, but having Nakamura talk in a short, controlled environment is smart.

Smackdown Women's Championship
Naomi (c) defeated Lana

  • Lana attacks, but gets her ass kicked and squashed. LOL!
  • This is how Eva Marie should have been written off TV, if WWE weren't too stubborn.

Randy Orton promo

  • Aiden English is singing and Randy Orton kicks his ass.
  • Orton says he'll kick Jinder's ass until he gets a title shot, which brings out Shane McMahon.
  • Shane says this isn't acceptable, and Orton doesn't care if he's fired. He'll buy tickets to beat up Jinder.
  • Shane wisely says that Orton has used Mahal's tactics his entire career, but gives him a title shot anyway. Jinder picks the stipulation.
  • They're gonna sell so many Punjabi Prison toys.
  • Jinder Mahal cuts the same promo he's been cutting for two months.
  • THE VIDEO PACKAGE WAS ALREADY PREPARED. SON OF A BITCH.

Baron Corbin defeated Sami Zayn
5/10

  • Maria and Mike Kanellis are out. If there's an overused promo line I hate more than "you people," it's "MY NAME IIIIIIIIS"
  • Sami Zayn interrupts them.
  • He's facing Corbin again. How many more of these we need? This is the 8th match involving these two since April.
  • It's a fine match, Corbin wins.

Carmella wins Women's Money in the Bank Ladder match
6/10

  • Everyone focuses on Carmella, who almost skated her way to the briefcase. 
  • Tamina's splash was a trash fire, but her table spot with Carmella was cool. 
  • There's a horrible moment after Becky tries to scale a ladder Charlotte and Tamina are holding.
  • Tom Phillips is insufferable. 
  • All four women physically move the ladder with Carmella on it, then she dives!
  • Tamina gets double powerbombed and still somehow bumps in her own way.
  • Ellsworth is back! He's knocked off the ladder right onto his hog. 
  • Carmella with a chair! She wins!!!
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