Uncooked Raw Reaction 7/25: Best. Raw. Ever.

Welcome to the weekly Uncooked Raw Reaction, where I'll take you through what happened on Monday night in order of self-proclaimed importance. 

And Wow. Holy crap. 

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They said it was going to be a New Era and they were not playing, y'all. Let's get right to the action, because there was a lot of it.

So if you had "Vince Is Super Pissed at Roman and is Going to Use Stephanie as His Mouthpiece to Let The World Know About It Live on Monday Night Raw" in the office pool, congratulations, you won.

Stephanie ETHERS Roman. "Not a good guy, not a bad guy, just a loser." The whole reason the WWE Championship is on Smackdown and not on Raw is because Roman blew it.

Of course, this is Stephanie, and the old "Authority" behavior is so ingrained in her at this point, she also gives him a chance to be a loser again tonight, by putting him in one of the two Fatal 4 Ways to determine tonight's main event, which will then determine one half of the match at Summerslam, against Seth Rollins, to determine the brand new WWE Universal Champion.

That is the worst name for a belt that I have ever heard.

Best part about this is that we never see Stephanie or Foley again for the rest of the night.  No check-ins backstage in their "office," nothing. I can get behind this whole "Stephanie's not the most important character on the show" thing. Let's keep doing that.

The 8 men chosen to be in the two Fatal 4-Ways were kind of obvious, when looking up and down the roster.  Say what you want about Sheamus, but the dude was World Champ like 8 months ago. Cesaro, Rusev, and Roman Reigns should be no brainers. Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens, WHO NEVER SPOKE A SINGLE WORD TO EACH OTHER THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IS IT FINALLY OVER, absolutely belong in this conversation too.  My only possible quibble is with 45 year old Chris Jericho, but who are you going to replace him with? On that roster? Titus O'Neil? Jack Swagger? Bo Dallas? You'd really rather see Big Show in there?  I wouldn't.

So those are seven of the competitors. The eighth? FINN FREAKING BALOR.

This is only about to get good, lads.

My god this match.



Four great workers, each with their own unique style. If you told me this was the co-main event at a Raw Brand PPV in 2017 for the title, while Seth and Roman are off having a grudge match in the other co-main, I'd say that was the best non-big-4 PPV of the year.

Highlights include:

  • Finn's first entrance, with half the Pittsburgh crowd marking out and playing along to his music, and the other half looking around at the first half like "wait, wut, did I miss something."
  • Owens and Rusev ganging up on Cesaro, taking turns doing Senton variations on him.  Rusev tries to pin him, and Owens pulls him off, saying "Come on.  I'm RIGHT HERE." I can't begin to describe how much I love this.
  • Cesaro throwing an uppercut party on his opponents in the corners, first Rusev, then Owens, then looking at Balor, shrugging as if to say "sorry, new guy" and then uppercutting him too.
  • The final 4 minutes are an absolute blast.  So much great work from these four.  If Balor is moving right up to the main event scene, and Rusev wants stiffer competition fo his title, how about a three way dance with KO and Cesaro at Summerslam. Is that something I could interest you in?
  • Balor finishes with corner dropkick, slingblade, corner dropkick, Coup de Grace. It's a thing of beauty.


Somehow, this match, with four guys I like less than the four guys in the first match, was just as awesome and just as fun to watch as the first.  Sami looks like a million bucks, Sheamus gets to throw his weight around, Jericho heels it up well and even eats the pinfall to protect Sami.  Roman goes over, and at this point, we all kind of thought that they'd screw us, right?

Like they're going to let the new guy shine, but it was always supposed to be Reigns-Rollins at Summerslam, and that's what we're going to get, right?

He brings up a good point in this video:  A lot of people don't know who Finn Balor is yet.

Maybe they should have played this next video at the top of the show:

They did play it at the top of hour three, but from some of the chatter I've seen on Twitter, it appears like unless a vignette could add 50 pounds to the guy, it wouldn't have helped get him over with a certain part of the audience.

Okay. So. If you do not think that Finn Balor should have a rocket placed firmly in his butt so early in his main roster run, then you are entitled to your opinion. If you think that his offense consists mainly of dropkick, dropkick, dropkick, tope con hilo, dropkick, sling blade, dropkick, sling blade, 1916, corner dropkick, tope rope double stomp, you're not exactly wrong. But if you think he's not entertaining, I don't know what to say to you.

And if you think he should never be booked to beat a man who outweighs him by 75 pounds, then I can't help you.

This. Is not. A shoot fight. The outcome is predetermined and then the performers work backwards from the ending to tell that story.

This story is "On Finn Balor's first night on Raw, his birthday, he proves he belongs by outworking three great workers and then outlasting a former champion." That is the story, and they told it well.  If you don't like the story, take it up with Vince. I'm sure he'll be glad to hear your suggestions.

Here's the deal: Roman Reigns pissed off his boss, and his boss is punishing him.  In the last month and change, he's been pinned clean three times. Once by Rollins at MITB, once by Ambrose at Battleground, and once here by Finn Balor.

The last time he was pinned clean--CLEAN, mind you--he was in Florida Championship Wrestling, he was known as Leakee, and he was pinned by this gentleman: 


  No there is nothing wrong with your eyes.

  Yes, that is Adam Rose.

  Yes, that's when Adam Rose was wrestling as Leo Kruger.

  Yes, Leo Kruger was a crazy South African big game hunter whose favorite prey
  was the most dangerous game of all: MAN.

  And yes, objectively, that is a much cooler character than  
  "Party Boy/Lollipop Enthusiast."

  This pinfall was over four years ago.




Reigns was protected for over four years, then he pissed off Vince, and this was the ultimate payoff.  Vince, the man who hates "little guys" more than anyone, booked Roman to lose clean to a guy who looks more like an Abercrombie model than the company's prototypical wrestler.

So if you don't like that Finn pinned Roman, blame Roman. Blame Vince. But don't blame Finn.


Okay, so I went on the Fightful podcast after Battleground and said that there was no way Charlotte kept the women's title past Summerslam.

Technically, I wasn't wrong.

This was the best women's match ever on Raw, and the best one on one women's match in the entire company since at least back to the IronWoman Match between Bayley and Sasha at Takeover: Respect.

If you have not seen this match, you owe it to yourself. It's absolutely fantastic.

From the crazy suicide dive and moonsault spots, to the nod to Eddie Guerrero in getting Dana ejected from ringside to the ladies throwing hands while Sasha is in the Figure 4, to the finish.

Nobody, but nobody, takes the Banks Statement like Charlotte. She looks like the guy at the end of Paranormal Activity 3. (Spoiler Alert)

This truly is a new era.

The era of Women's Wrestling tearing the house down on an episode of Raw.

This is The Boss Era.


How do you not root for Sasha Banks?

How do you not love her?

She has the potential to be the biggest star in the whole company, male or female.

I'm proud of her. And I'm proud to be a wrestling fan, when they tell these kinds of stories.

During the Attitude Era, the "Puppies" Era, not so much.

Can't wait to see where they go from here with Sasha.

Oh look, here's a possibility:



I like her more than a lot of people do, but even I admit that she still got a lot of room to grow. So how do you hide her deficiencies? You have her squash ladies like Britt Baker in under a minute flat, then have her do it again next week, until she's doing it to Summer Rae and Alicia Fox.  Then you have her challenge Sasha Banks for the title.

How is Sasha going to put the Banks Statement on this?:

Answer: She's not.  So she has to wrestle with an entirely different strategy, and I can't wait to see what that strategy is going to be.

And the Rest of the Show:


Seven Videos in the above playlist, here's what happened:

  • The New Day had their worst segment ever. It didn't start out that way, with a very cool video package highlighting the story of the team and their reign as world champs. I got all the feels, kids. All of them. But then they pulled a guy out of the audience, an obvious plant, and did a terrible Marx Brothers comedy bit about how the guy's name is "Sonny Boy."  He says his name is Sonny Boy, and the New Day refuses to believe it. That's literally the entire joke.  
    Anyway, then Gallows and Anderson come out and wreck shop on the New Day and intimidate "Sonny Boy," followed by the two Good Brothers botching the Too Sweet sign.

That's not the Too Sweet sign. That's two shadow puppet llamas huddled for warmth on a cold night in the Peruvian mountains.

  • Gallows & Anderson save it later though, when they give a nice backstage promo about how the New Day are a joke and it offends G & A that they are the champs.  Listen, I usually LOVE The New Day (tonight's misfire notwithstanding) and even I know they're a joke. I'm all in for The Club vs The New Day (vs Enzo & Cass?) feud paying off at Summerslam.  

  • Golden Truth is backstage Molten Pooping all over segments tonight, playing Pokemon Go.  
    Bob Backlund gives a pep talk to Darren Young after his failure to beat the Miz last night at Battleground.  D.Young says "Nobody puts their hands on you, coach." Oh, please, please, PLEASE let this develop into a sweetly told May-December gay romance story, where Darren Young sticks up for the love of his life like George McFly decking Biff Tannen. Please let that happen.
  • Neville squashes "Mr. Irrelevant" Curtis Axel. First of all, welcome back, Neville. Second of all, apparently Bo Dallas is right back to his Bo-Lieve gimmick wrestling on Superstarts solo, and Axel is solo here too. Wait, I thought they were Best Friends?  If that friendship wasn't real, then I don't even know what to bo-lieve anymore, you guys.
  • They ran a "The Cruiserweight Division is Coming to Raw" spot, but all of the people featured are in the CWC. Are they signing all of them and bringing them right up to Raw, bypassing NXT? Hmm.
  • Braun Strowman got an undercut and kept the giant beard, with a super long ponytail that has to be fake. He looks like someone hit a Portland Hipster with a ton of gamma radiation.  He faces a jobber named James Ellsworth aka The Man Who Regrets His Life Choices. Braun may have liquefied this man's organs, and I love it.
  • Enzo & Cass, coming off their most impressive promo to date, on Battleground, aren't given nearly enough time to talk here, but I do like how fast they took care of The Shining Stars who are trying to heel by inviting people to leave Pittsburgh and visit the island paradise of Puerto Rico.
    Listen, I've been to Pittsburgh, and it is objectively not as nice as Puerto Rico.
    Everyone in that arena should take the Shining Stars up on their generous offer.

Finally, I'll leave you with this: 

During the draft last Tuesday, as everyone on Twitter was debating Sami Zayn going so far ahead of Kevin Owens, I Tweeted this:

I did not think they would get to it so soon. I am so glad they did.



Until next time, I've been Alex Pawlowski,
and you can follow me on Twitter @pawlowskithe4th

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