UPDATED: Alberto El Patron took to Periscope a second time earlier today--sober, this time--and doubled down on his earlier comments about the WWE Executive with the Big Nose and the Small Penis.
"Everybody knows the way I feel about that company...Everybody knows the way I feel about those pussies from WWE, and I'm gonna say it again. Those pussies from the WWE, especially, the one with the big nose. So, I said it again and I'm going to put it on the site, because [Laughs] I don't care anymore."
You can view this newer Periscope by clicking this link.
Alberto El Patron live-streamed a drunken rant last night on Periscope while in Times Square with Paige, touching on several topics.
Don't worry. The drunken part isn't hearsay. He admitted his tipsiness: "If you're wondering if I'm a little bit drunk? Yes, I'm a little bit drunk, and, you know that's when the good stuff comes."
And "the good stuff" did come, with Alberto turning his attention to the "Keyboard Warriors" who talked trash about Paige and himself:
"You remind me of one of the bosses in WWE, with the big f-ckin' nose, big f-ckin' pussies."
WWE COO Triple H is often made fun of for the size of his nose (though, presumably, never to his face).
"Ya know, I'm close to the next town. Stamford. I could pay a visit to somebody. Stamford is only forty-five minutes away. That's where all the pussies live, right? I could go there and just knock on someone's door, 'Hey, big nose with the small dick.'"
He didn't spend the entire video burning every bridge with the WWE, though, as he and Paige set an approximate wedding date: "in June," she said.
You can watch the livestream in the embedded tweet below:
Alberto rants on Periscope continue- Says Paige is NOT returning bc she's prego (joking?) & @TripleH is a pussy. @WWE #AlbertoRant pic.twitter.com/hTrG9NlrPo— Michael Hottle (@mychael616) April 7, 2017
Alberto rants on Periscope continue- Says Paige is NOT returning bc she's prego (joking?) & @TripleH is a pussy. @WWE #AlbertoRant pic.twitter.com/hTrG9NlrPo
— Michael Hottle (@mychael616) April 7, 2017
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