Vince McMahon Says He Has Irritable Bowel Syndrome

Vince McMahon has taken Austin Theory under his wing.

On the November 29 episode of WWE Raw, Austin Theory went to meet Mr. McMahon in his office, this just one week after Theory was granted a WWE Championship Match for having the guts to return the $100 million "Cleopatra Egg" he stole from Vince at Survivor Series.

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Austin began by asking Vince how he was doing, to which Vince shared a couple of his medical conditions.

"I hate that. I hate when people say 'how are you, Mr. McMahon?' They don't really want to know how I am. They really don't care. I would say 'How am I doing? I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome, an ingrown toenail and an earache.' That's phony. That's phony crap. What wasn't phony was your championship match last week against Big E. So tonight, you know what's going to happen? Tonight, you're going to sit here in my office and watch the show with me. We're going to take a look to see if anyone expects the unexpected, and how they respond to it," McMahon said.

Theory was thrilled by the proposition, but before he got too comfortable, Vince warned him, "If you ever steal from me again, I'll kill you."

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