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Putting an Irreverent Spin on the Wrestling News of Today
John Cena's got the moves, and he's not afraid to use them.
The 15 time World Champion co-hosted the Today Show this morning in New York City, all while scheduled to have a match tonight on SmackDown Live in Baton Rouge, Louisiana against Baron Corbin. Corbin calls himself the Lone Wolf, but a certain subset of Wrestling Twitter has given him the nickname "Big Breakfast." We're not sure if he approves of the moniker, but either way, Corbin better hope he ate his Wheaties this morning, because this is what is waiting for him in the ring tonight.
A.) That's very impressive.
B.) That's very intimidating.
C.) John Cena is stacked.
He's packed and he's stacked, especially in the back, brother better thank your mother for a butt like that.
If you're wondering what the context is for John Cena twerking as Sarturday Night Live alum and star of Portlandia Fred Armisen looks on, you were probably the kind of kid who asked too many questions about how Santa could deliver so many toys all in one night. Just sit back and let the magic happen.
LET IT HAPPEN.
(A quick sidenote here: That's a good way to pull a hammy before a big match, John. Make sure you get a good rubdown from Nikki while you're on the private jet to Louisiana.)
We've seen no response from Corbin, or Cena's opponent at the Royal Rumble, WWE Champion AJ Styles, but it's safe to say they're huddled together somewhere in a hotel room in Baton Rouge, watching this on repeat and wondering how they even stand a chance against THIS:
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