Overcooked Raw Refresher 12-12: Is It Sunset Yet?

Welcome to this week's edition of

The Overcooked Raw Refresher

Getting you caught up on the big stories from last week
and giving you a preview of tonight's episode.

All the big stories from last week are going to be rehashed tonight, so let's get right to it!

As always, these topics come directly from the official WWE.com preview:

  • The New Day face tough title defense in Triple Threat Match

Last week, Shea-saro faced Andy & The Big Gal for the right to have YET ANOTHER title shot at New Day's belts. The New Day was sitting on beanbag chairs at ringside, streaming on Facebook Live because of course they were, so the whole thing eventually broke down and turned into a free-for-all brawl. The match was ended without a winner.

New Day was surprised backstage by Tom-Phillips-in-training, who told them they had to defend their titles in a triple threat match:

Admittedly, this seems unfair.
As Michael Cole shouted,
And he's right.
He's unnecessarily loud, but he's rght.

Look, if The New Day wins, they will break demolition's record on Saturday.

Which means, unless you believe they're losing the titles at a house show, if they win tonight, they break the record and become the *hip swivel* Longest *hip swivel* Reigning *hip swivel* W *hip swivel* W *hip swivel* E *hip swivel* World *hip swivel* Tag *hip swivel* Team *hip swivel* Champions *hip swivel* ... of all time.

We've all kind of accepted that New Day is going to beat Demolition's record. Even Demolition has accepted it.

Those two old men who got dragged into the facepainting booth at the county fair by their grandkids are right. It is a New Day, and progress is good. With a few exceptions, records were made to be broken, and the old guard eventually steps aside.

Unless you're Vince McMahon.

Yes, Vince, who apparently seems to believe that the guys from twenty or thirty years ago are way better than the guys from today are, right now, is in control of this whole thing. And if there's one thing the old son of a gun loves, it's a swerve. Yes, where others zig, Vince McMahon zags. He has said that the funniest thing in the world is seeing a fully-dressed person get pushed into a swimming pool. Probably because it's unnecessarily cruel, but also because of the surprise factor. "He didn't expect that, and now he's all wet!"

Every so often, Vince likes to prove that he's not as predictable as the smarks say he is. And this might be one of those times. Hell, if Demolition wasn't involved in that concussion lawsuit, I'd say that a New Day loss tonight was virtually guaranteed.

But as it is, all I'm saying is that I wouldn't be surprised to see them lose here.

I also wouldn't be surprised to see them win tonight via shenanigans and then have Mick Foley come out and make a rematch for RoadblockEndOfTheLine, where they will actually lose their titles.

Because sometimes, Vince really is as predictable as the smarks say he is.

  • Iron sharpens iron as Sasha Banks and Charlotte Flair aim to settle the score

I'm down for this "Iron Woman" Match, and not because it's "another first." I'm down because I think these two ladies are gonna kill it. They might also kill each other, but that's par for the course at this point.

I also LOVE wrestling matches with time limits. I don't know what it is, maybe the frantic nature of the competitors trying to make a pinfall before the clock runs out, the added stakes of it all.

I used to love the old WCW Television Title Matches, contested with a fifteen minute time limit, because you were just as likely to see a hard-fought 15 minute battle that lead to a time-limit draw as anything else, which inherently fed the rivalry between the competitors. When a pinfall or submission finally did happen, it meant more. I hope the Iron Woman match main events RoadblockEndOfTheLine, if only to see the Anti-Women's-Division brigade bitch and moan all over Twitter.

Oh, and also, I should mention that Charlotte and Sasha seem to be locked in a battle over which one of them is really Ric Flair's daughter, I think.

Which is a battle that I'm pretty sure was contested between two parties in many a family court in the 80s and 90s.

  • “Best friends” no more?

I can't deal with this right now, you guys.
The hearbreak is too recent.
The wounds are still too fresh.
I mean, I'm trying to keep it together, but ...




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