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LUCHA UNDERGROUND
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On tonight's episode:
Who will Matanza destroy tonight?
PLUS:
Here's a little Web-Exclusive set up for that match:
Will Son of Havoc get revenge on Dr. Wagner Jr?
Also, there's the little matter of the main event:
!MASSIVE IMPLICATIONS ALERT!
HERE WE GO
We see that Chavo Guerrero Sr. is in the audience.
DARIO'S DIAL OF DOOM
Cortez Castro, of course, got his arm broke by Pentagon like three weeks ago.
And also, Dario knows he's an undercover cop.
Something tells me this isn't going to end well.
MATANZA vs CORTEZ CASTRO
THE SOUND EFFECT THEY USED FOR THE ARM BREAKING WAS SICK.
WINNER: Matanza
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Interior Dario Cueto's office
Dario and Joey Ryan are laughing about Cortez getting hurt.
Joey leaves and Son of Havoc and Mascarita Sagrada come in.
They want a match for Sagrada vs Famous B.
Cueto says yes.
Cueto says if Havoc beats Dr. Wagner tonight, he gets to choose the stipulation.
But if Dr. Wagner wins, Famous B gets to pick the stip.
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Prince Puma in the Ring with a Mic
He challenges Mil Muertes to a Grave Consequences casket match.
Catrina appears and accepts for him.
Mil Muertes shows up at ringside (in a suit!) and attack Puma, but Puma fights back and gets the better of him.
NEXT WEEK IS GOING TO BE SO LIT.
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DR. WAGNER vs SON OF HAVOC
Wagner nails a huge clothesline to turn the tide.
Havoc fights out of that ... whatever that is.
WINNER: Son of Havoc
It's going to be a Believers Backlash Match!
Awesome!
I have no idea what that is!
Oh, no wait, that's where the people in the crowd have leather straps they can use on the wrestlers.
But Havoc says that the crowd can bring their own weapons and EVERYTHING IS LEGAL.
Which honestly seems like some kind of insurance violation.
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PAUL LONDON MAD HATTER RABBIT-CULT LEADER VIGNETTE
Tick.
Tock.
They'll be here soon.
NOT SOON ENOUGH.
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REY MYSTERIO JR vs CHAVO GUERRERO JR
LOSER LEAVES LUCHA MATCH
Holy crap here we go.
The crowd is chanting "LUCHA LEGENDS!"
They ain't lying.
Chavo's dad is in the audience.
This is epic.
Pretty sure I just saw Andrade Cien Almas in the front row chanting "Chavo Sucks!"
Mysterio gets Chavo in position for the 619.
But then something happens:
But this means that Mysterio has been DQ'd, which means he loses, which means HE HAS TO LEAVE LUCHA UNDERGROUND.
BUT DARIO HAS SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THAT.
Mysterio gets out of the single leg crab somehow.
WINNER: REY MYSTERIO JR.
The crowds sings "Na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye" to Chavo, and to be honest, I might have joined in with them on my couch at home.